President PUKE stoled plans for a NUKE!


The LAST THING Donald Trump wanted to do with a NUKE was blow-up a hurricane!  (Like the one that he said touched Alabama, but it really didn’t except with the Trump Sharpie Pen.  You remember, the MAP that Trump drew on.  Somebody, quick, give that asshole a Denny’s Kids Menu to draw on!)

FBI search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago related to nuclear documents, sources say

Report that FBI sought nuclear documents sharpens Trump showdown with Justice Department

FBI Recovered Eleven Sets of Classified Documents in Trump Search, Inventory Shows

Documents Taken From Trump’s Home Included Classified Material

FBI took 11 sets of classified material from Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home while investigating possible Espionage Act violations

FBI seized top secret documents in Trump estate search

Trump’s Allies Have No Clue How to Respond to Report of Nuclear Docs at Mar-a-Lago

What?  The TrumpTurds don’t know what to say now?  Here!  Maybe I can help them:  Maybe Trump just wanted Florida to NUKE the next hurricane.  Trump was going to give those NUKE PLANS to his good buddy Ronny (DeSantis).  Next, Trump’s going to marry Morgan Fairchild, just as soon as he dumps Melanie or whatever her name is!  Yah!  That’s the ticket.

Trump doesn’t deny taking classified nuclear docs in new statement

Search Warrant on Trump Home Could Be Released as Soon as Today: Live Updates

Search warrant shows Trump under investigation for potential obstruction of justice, Espionage Act violations

DOJ investigating if Trump violated Espionage Act by taking records

Let the TRUTH, the ‘REAL TRUTH’ (not Trump’s ‘Alternative Truth’, which is just MORE TRUMP LIES) will out!  Or …

Jim Garrison : “Let justice be done though the heavens fall.”  

That’s a quote from the Oliver Stone (no relation to Roger Stone, thank GOD) movie ‘JFK’, starring Kevin Costner.  (That would be a movie about The REAL JFK, not the dumbshit John Kennedy current RepuKKKe-licken senator of Lose-ee-annie, next dork neighbor of TEX-ASS run by guvnah Greg A-Butt!). 

Trump Dismisses Fears That He’d Build Nukes: “I Couldn’t Even Build a Wall” – Satire

What does Trump care anyway?  He’s going to HELL!  Non-stop.  One-way Ticket.  Coach Class or less.  Maybe Dumb Donald will be in a crate with the luggage, and his own feces. (THIS IS NOT SATIRE.  This is true.  Trump is going to HELL!  Trump is going to HELL in a handbasket.  A very BIGLY handbasket!  Because Trump is so FAT!  Or a crate, with his own feces.)

GOP contorts itself in defense of Trump as new FBI search details emerge

Meanwhile: GOPPER TrumpTurds are becoming CONTORTIONISTS, even more than usual.  



They’re ALL wearing a wire Donald – YOU DUMBASS!

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